拉不拉多的不拉格

I always want to remember this quote. That’s why I post it here.

Every Friday is Happiness Friday.

We
all know that money can’t buy happiness … but many times we act as if
we’d be happier with a bit more money. We are conditioned to want to be
rich (when we know the rich aren’t happy either); we are trained to
want the latest gadget or style that television tells us to want; we
want to earn more money because then we’ll have the good life.
But
none of that will bring us happiness. No matter how much we earn, no
matter how much we have in the bank, no matter how nice our clothing or
cars or toys, none of it will make us happier. And the sad thing is
that it could take us decades of pursuing wealth and luxury items
before we realize this.
So what will bring us happiness? Luckily,
it’s three things that don’t cost a thing. These three things have been
proven by research — surveys of hundreds of thousands of people about
what they have, what their lives are like, and how happy they are.
Here they are, the Three Secrets to Happiness:

Good relationships.
We have a human need to be close, to be intimate, with other human
beings. Having good, supportive friendships, a strong marriage or close
and loving relationships with our family members will make us much more
likely to be happy. Action steps: Take time, today, to spend time with
your loved ones, to tell them what they mean to you, to listen to them,
and develop your relationship with them.

Positive thinking.
I’m obviously a big proponent of positive thinking as the best way to
achieve your goals, but it turns out that it can lead to happiness too.
Optimism and self-esteem are some of the best indicators of people who
lead happy lives. Happy people feel empowered, in control of their
lives, and have a positive outlook on life. Action steps: Make positive
thinking a habit. In fact, this should be one of the first habits you
develop. Get into the habit of squashing all negative thoughts and
replacing them with positive ones. Instead of “I can’t” think “I can”.
It may sound corny, but it has worked for me, every time.

Flow.
This is a popular concept on the Internet these days — the state we
enter when we are completely focused on the work or task before us. We
are so immersed in our task that we lose track of time. Having work and
leisure that gets you in this state of flow will almost undoubtedly
lead to happiness. People find greatest enjoyment not when they’re
passively mindless, but when they’re absorbed in a mindful challenge.
Action steps: Find work that you’re passionate about. Seriously — this
is an extremely important step. Find hobbies that you’re passionate
about. Turn off the TV — this is the opposite of flow — and get outside
and do something that truly engages you.

You’ve been given the Three Secrets to Happiness. Don’t waste them!

1. Stop taking so much notice of how you feel. How you feel is
   how you feel. It’ll pass soon. What you’re thinking is what you’re
   thinking. It’ll go too. Tell yourself that whatever you feel, you feel;
   whatever you think, you think. Since you can’t stop yourself thinking,
   or prevent emotions from arising in your mind, it makes no sense to be
   proud or ashamed of either. You didn’t cause them. Only your actions are directly under your control. They’re the only proper cause of pleasure or shame.
2. Let go of worrying. It often makes things worse. The more
   you think about something bad, the more likely it is to happen. When
   you’re hair-trigger primed to notice the first sign of trouble, you’ll
   surely find something close enough to convince yourself it’s come.
3. Ease up on the internal life commentary. If you want to be
   happy, stop telling yourself you’re miserable. People are always
   telling themselves how they feel, what they’re thinking, what others
   feel about them, what this or that event really means. Most of it’s
   imagination. The rest is equal parts lies and misunderstandings. You
   have only the most limited understanding of what others feel about you.
   Usually they’re no better informed on the subject; and they care about
   it far less than you do. You have no way of knowing what this or that
   event really means. Whatever you tell yourself will be make-believe.
4. Take no notice of your inner critic. Judging yourself is
   pointless. Judging others is half-witted. Whatever you achieve, someone
   else will always do better. However bad you are, others are worse.
   Since you can tell neither what’s best nor what’s worst, how can you
   place yourself correctly between them? Judging others is foolish since
   you cannot know all the facts, cannot create a reliable or objective
   scale, have no means of knowing whether your criteria match anyone
   else’s, and cannot have more than a limited and extremely partial view
   of the other person. Who cares about your opinion anyway?
5. Give up on feeling guilty. Guilt changes nothing. It may
   make you feel you’re accepting responsibility, but it can’t produce
   anything new in your life. If you feel guilty about something you’ve
   done, either do something to put it right or accept you screwed up and
   try not to do so again. Then let it go. If you’re feeling guilty about
   what someone else did, see a psychiatrist. That’s insane.
6. Stop being concerned what the rest of the world says about you.
   Nasty people can’t make you mad. Nice people can’t make you happy.
   Events or people are simply events or people. They can’t make you
   anything. You have to do that for yourself. Whatever emotions arise in
   you as a result of external events, they’re powerless until you pick
   them up and decide to act on them. Besides, most people are far too
   busy thinking about themselves (and worry what you are are thinking and
   saying about them) to be concerned about you.
7. Stop keeping score. Numbers are just numbers. They don’t
   have mystical powers. Because something is expressed as a number, a
   ratio or any other numerical pattern doesn’t mean it’s true. Plenty of
   lovingly calculated business indicators are irrelevant, gibberish,
   nonsensical, or just plain wrong. If you don’t understand it, or it’s
   telling you something bizarre, ignore it. There’s nothing scientific
   about relying on false data. Nor anything useful about charting your
   life by numbers that were silly in the first place.
8. Don’t be concerned that your life and career aren’t working out the way you planned.
   The closer you stick to any plan, the quicker you’ll go wrong. The
   world changes constantly. However carefully you analyzed the situation
   when you made the plan, if it’s more than a few days old, things will
   already be different. After a month, they’ll be very different. After a
   year, virtually nothing will be the same as it was when you started.
   Planning is only useful as a discipline to force people to think
   carefully about what they know and what they don’t. Once you start,
   throw the plan away and keep your eyes on reality.
9. Don’t let others use you to avoid being responsible for their own decisions.
   To hold yourself responsible for someone else’s success and happiness
   demeans them and proves you’ve lost the plot. It’s their life. They
   have to live it. You can’t do it for them; nor can you stop them from
   messing it up if they’re determined to do so. The job of a supervisor
   is to help and supervise. Only control-freaks and some others with a
   less serious mental disability fail to understand this.
10. Don’t worry about about your personality. You don’t really have one.
    Personality, like ego, is a concept invented by your mind. It doesn’t
    exist in the real world. Personality is a word for the general
    impression that you give through your words and actions. If your
    personality isn’t likeable today, don’t worry. You can always change
    it, so long as you allow yourself to do so. What fixes someone’s
    personality in one place is a determined effort on their part—usually
    through continually telling themselves they’re this or that kind of
    person and acting on what they say. If you don’t like the way you are,
    make yourself different. You’re the only person who’s standing in your
    way.

Dating Explained by Circuits

Let’s let
V be potential difference between dating girls and doing something productive,
I be current of love, and
R be resistance to current flow.

The problem with serial dating is the same as with serial circuits. If resistance starts to increase, you’re stuck: because V=IR, and R is increasing, I must decrease to hold the equality. Worse still, because P=IV, you’re just not going to have as much power with the increased resistance.

Note
on the above diagram that current is a lousy 214mA, and we’re only able
to get 1.93 "jewels" from the relationships. This is even worse than it
seems: because there’s only one path–through all
relationship–you’ll end up spending the majority of your energy on the
relationship with the greatest resistance, which is exactly the
opposite of what you want to do.

Worst
of all, if (horror of horrors) you actually blow out one of your
relationships, all current stops until you can manually patch things
up. Your love life will be at least momentarily in ruins.

Now let’s examine the case where you’re dating multiple girls at once.

Even
before we try the (admittedly more complicated) calculations, we can
already tell the situation has significantly improved. Because we’re
dating in parallel, we compensate automatically for higher resistance.
Even though Lisa clearly is just not putting out, the result isn’t the
massive slow-down we saw before, but instead results in conservation of
energy, as you expend less effort on a mostly dead branch and focus
instead on more promising branches. Where as before,Lisa sucked the
majority of our energy, now Sally and Judy do–at 16.2 and 9 jewels,
respectively.

A
broken circuit also no longer really fazes us. In the case that one of
the relationships completely evaporates (which, let’s face it, Lisa’s
not heading in a good direction), we’ve still got other branches to
take up the slack. Best of all, because Lisa was high-resistance
anyway, her departure barely affected net current, which decreased from
3.1A to 1.8A–both radically higher than net series current.

And
with that simple metaphor, guys suddenly felt much better about how
things are going in their life right now. Engineering are awesome!

So,
in summary, dating serially is for chumps. If you really wan to have a
better fail-safe, be less afftected by resistance, and have a wonderful
net increase in power, go for paraller relationships. It’s the only way.

Hello All…

Happy New Year 2007!  
                               
                                 
                               
                               
Wishing you, in the year of
                                2007, Good Health    
                                  , and Good appetite.    
                               
                                    If you are single, wish you find your lover  
                                  , and get married soon
                                 
                                  ; If you are married, wish you love each other more,   
                                    and have a smart little baby
                                        
                                             If you are a man, wishing you will be more handsome    
                                    and stronger   
                                  ; and if you are a girl, wishing you will be even more beautiful
                               
                                , and become more considerate
                                 
                               
                                . Wishing you happiness! 
                               
                                  Enjoy your life! 
                               
                               
                                 
                               

 

1、每天提前15分钟上班，推迟15分钟下班。

2、每天在下班前5分钟的时间做一天的整理性工作。

3、每天出门照镜子，给自己一个自信的笑容。

4、遇到挫折对自己大声说：再努力一下、太棒了。

5、每天多做一件“分外事”。

6、不说消极的话，不落入消极情绪，一旦出现立即正面处理。

7、凡事先订立目标，并且尽量制作“梦想版”。

8、凡事预先作计划，尽量提前、将目标视觉化。

9、随时用零碎的时间（如等人、排队等）做零碎的小活。

10、写下来，不要太依赖脑袋记忆。

11、把重要的观念、方式、程序写下来，并贴起来，以随时提示自己。

12、守时

13、随时记录：灵感、别人干这事的技巧、有启发的言辞。

14、走路比平时快30%。走路时，脚尖稍用力推进,肢体语言健康有力，不懒散、萎靡。

15、做事动作比平时快30%：心快、眼快、手快,边做梢带想着下一步。

16、做不熟练事要专注，重视细节。

17、保护自己牙齿:饭后每次刷牙,不要让人闻到你口腔味。

18、凡事第一反应：找方法，而不是找借口,不说“不可能”三个字 或 “不关我的事”。

19、每天自我反省一次。 (看一看天花板)

20、每天坚持一次运动: 快速步行、快速上楼、跑步、做健身器锻练、力能及的家务重活,以上至少任选一种。

21、听心跳1分钟。指在做重要事前，疲劳时，心情烦燥时，紧张时。

22、微笑

23、用心倾听、既是不利的话、只有了解才能回击,不打断对方说话。

24、说话时，声音有力。感觉自己声音 似乎能产生有感染力的磁场。

25、同理心。说话之前，先考虑一下对方的感觉 。

26、开会坐在前排。

27、每天有意识、真诚地赞美别人三次以上。(拍马屁的功夫一定要学好)

28、及时写感谢卡，哪怕是用便条写。

29、六事优先工作制：完成昨天的事优先、已承诺的事优先、当天任务优先、急事优先、有人等待的事优先、熟练的事优先，每一分，每一秒 做生产力的事情。

30、不管任何方面，每天必须至少做一次“进步一点点”。

31、不用训斥、指责的口吻跟别人说话 。

32、控制住不要让自己做出为自己辩护的第一反应。

33、时常运用“头脑风暴”， 还有NGP。

34、定期存钱。

35、节俭、不浪费。

36、恪守诚信，说到做到。

37、要对所有的生命有爱心。

38、日行一善。

There are so many programming languages available that it can be
very difficult to get to know them all well enough to pick the right
one for you. On the other hand most men know what kind of woman appeals
to them. So here is a handy guide for many of the popular programming
languages that describes what kind of women they would be if
programming languages were women.

• Assembler
  - A female track star who holds all the world speed records. She is
  hard and bumpy, and so is not that pleasant to embrace. She can cook up
  any meal, but needs a complete and detailed recipe. She is not
  beautiful or educated, and speaks in monosyllables like "MOV, JUMP,
  INC". She has a fierce and violent temper that make her the choice of
  last resort.

• FORTRAN
  - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she
  is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her
  experiences and her mistakes. During her lifetime she has acquired many
  useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) that no
  younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around. She has a
  notoriously bad temper and when angered will start yelling and throwing
  dishes. It was mostly her bad temper that made grand dad search for
  another wife.

• COBOL
  - A plump secretary. She talks far too much, and most of what she says
  can be ignored. She works hard and long hours, but can’t handle really
  complicated jobs. She has a short and unpredictable temper, so no one
  really likes working with her. She can cook meals for a huge family,
  but only knows bland recipes.

• BASIC
  - The horny divorcee that lives next door. Her specialty is seducing
  young boys and it seems she is always readily available for them. She
  teaches them many amazing things, or at least they seem amazing because
  it is their) first experience. She is not that young herself, but
  because she was their first lover the boys always remember her fondly.
  Her cooking and sewing skills are mediocre, but largely irrelevant,
  it’s the frolicking that the boys like. The opinion that adults have of
  Mrs. BASIC is varied. Shockingly, some fathers actually introduce their
  own sons to this immoral woman! But generally the more righteous adults
  try to correct the badly influenced young men by introducing them to
  well behaved women like Miss Pascal.

• PL/I
  - A bordello madam. She wears silk dresses, diamonds, furs and red high
  heels. At one time she seemed very attractive, but now she just seems
  overweight and tacky. Tastes change.

• C -
  A lady executive. An avid jogger, very healthy, and not too talkative.
  Is an good cook if you like spicy food. Unless you double check
  everything you say (through LINT) you can unleash her fierce temper.
  Her daughter C++ is still quite young and prone to tantrums, but it
  seems that she will grow up into a fine young woman of milder temper
  and more sophisticated character.

• ALGOL 60
  - Your father’s wartime sweetheart, petite, well proportioned, and
  sweet tempered. She disappeared mysteriously during the war, but your
  dad still talks about her shapely form and their steamy romance. He
  never actually tasted much of her cooking.

• Pascal -
  A grammar school teacher, and Algol 60’s younger sister. Like her
  sister she is petite and attractive, but very bossy. She is a good cook
  but only if the recipe requires no more than one pot (module).

• Modula II - A high-school teacher and Pascal’s daughter.  Very much like her mother, but she has learned to cook with more than one pot.

• ALGOL 68
  - Algol 60’s niece. A high-society woman, well educated and terse. Few
  men can fully understand her when she talks, and her former lovers
  still discuss her mysterious personality. She is very choosy about her
  romances and won’t take just any man as her lover. She hasn’t been seen
  lately, and rumor has it that she died in a fall from an ivory tower.

• LISP
  - She is an aging beatnik, who lives in a rural commune with her hippie
  cousins SMALLTALK and FORTH. Many men (mostly college students) who
  have visited the farmhouse,– enthusiastically praise the natural food,
  and perpetual love-ins that take place there. Others criticize the long
  cooking times, and the abnormal sexual postures (prefix and postfix).
  Although these women seldom have full-time jobs, when they do work,
  their employers praise them for their imagination, but usually not for
  their efficiency.

• APL
  - A fancy caterer specializing in Greek food. She can cook delicious
  meals for rows and rows of tables with dozens of people at each table.
  She doesn’t talk much, as that would just slow her work down. Few
  people can understand her recipes, since they are in a foreign
  language, and are all recorded in mirror writing.

• LOGO
  - A grade-school art teacher. She is just the kind of teacher that you
  wish you had when you were young. She is shapely and patient, but not
  an interesting conversationalist. She can cook up delicious kiddie
  snacks, but not full-course meals.

• LUCID & PROLOG
  - These clever teenagers show a new kind of cooking skill. They can
  cook-up fine meals without the use of recipes, working solely from a
  description of the desired meal (declarative cooking). Many men are
  fascinated by this and have already proposed marriage. Others complain
  that the girls work very slowly, and that often the description of the
  meal must be just as long as a recipe would be. It is hard to predict
  what these girls will be like when they are fully mature.

• Ada
  - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict
  rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper. She is quite
  talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military
  talk. You gotta love her though, because the army says so.
• Java
  - Bulky with big boobs. Does everything you want but slowly. Hardly
  complains about how you want it in bed. The kind of woman who is not
  sexy, but gives you amazing satisfaction. You have tried several women,
  but this one doesn’t get off your mind so you always go back to her.
• PHP
  - Slick and slim lady. Very portable. Does nice and amazing things with
  her small body. Very good in aerobics. Not very sexy but intact. She is
  the kind of women that most men are happy to wed, though she will need
  a house maid because she is unable to carry heavy workload.
• Ruby on Rails.
  The new girl in town. Everybody is talking about her. Very beautiful
  and sexy. Only daring men, because she is till new, have the guts to
  ask her out. She is modern and sophisticated. Already a lot of myth is
  surrounding her with regards to her ability. She is not talkative but
  looks rather very intelligent.
• C# -
  The pimp from next door! She likes copying everything, from recipes to
  makeup to fashion. She is never original and likes to still other
  women’s ideas, then go about shouting that the ideas are hers. Those
  who are not aware of her source of ideas think she is very intelligent.
  She is very talkative and showy. Sometimes she is very good at
  perfecting what she has copied.
• Python -
  The all complete lady who is the envy of the town. She came up with a
  slick new way of dressing that made her a hit. Those who initially
  scoffed at her new dressing later fell head over heals for it. She is
  not talkative, but when she does a job, she does it very well.
• Visual Basic (Popularly known as VB)
  - The little bitch from next door. Probably the most dumb girl in town.
  She never turns a man down and all the boys in the neighbourhood use
  her as a training ground as they learn the ropes to adulthood. She
  never practise safe sex and regularly infects the whole system with
  memory leaks. Popularly known as VB, she is so loose a lot of fathers
  have spanked their sons for dating her. However, it is amazing how
  popular she is. Most men curse themselves once they taste lips of
  mature and sweet women. A lot of men have struggled to maintain decent
  relationships with mature women after being spoiled by this little
  brat! She doesn’t have a clue how to cook a complete decent meal
  without throwing up into the pot!